| I'm watching Season 4's finale...As Michael is in a fit of joy for the Human Resources thorn-in-Michael's=side named Toby is leaving the office and Michael is planning the going-away party...
Michael: "Toby is going away forever and we need to do something very very special. In some cultures, when someone leaves, in New Orleans culture, they have a parade, a band, and people partying in the streets..."
Pam: "You mean, leaves as in dies? ... You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans funeral?"
Michael: "If...the devil were to explode and evil were gone forever...what sort of party would you have? Like...a beach blowout...or a toga - toga p-? TO~GA!"
--- And my favorite this season: Dwight: "The eyes are the...the groin of the head." |